starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via desolation-of-durin)

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1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(Source: waverace64, via tegansenpai)

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

sizvideos:

Video

this fat asshole

(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via encourage)

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maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via elsoldadodeelinvierno)

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via asian)

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shroompuss:

I literally just cried for a good five minutes over this

(Source: captioningcrusader, via goddamit-loki)

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truthisbittertothosewhofearit:

bl-ossomed:









i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,
like I GOT YOU. 
i got us.
fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this

Yea so um this is perfect. Please.

truthisbittertothosewhofearit:

bl-ossomed:

i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,

like I GOT YOU. 

i got us.

fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this

Yea so um this is perfect. Please.

(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via homo-for-homo)

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frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

(◡‿◡✿)

and then LOTR right after

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

image

(via pudgeydean)

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182,546 notes

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via stability)

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(via suicide-is-my-father)

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via africandad)

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