high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
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gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(via the-m00n-and-m0re)

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"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

(via exploshun)

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623,603 notes

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anti-v-ist:

oddsarentinmyfavor:

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

Reblogging in memory of the photographer.

anti-v-ist:

oddsarentinmyfavor:

Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.

Reblogging in memory of the photographer.

(Source: perfectlywarped, via homo-for-homo)

753,611 notes

outfit game: on point
mental health game: ?????
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quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby, via the-m00n-and-m0re)

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

image

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222,499 notes

me when i listen to alt-j

me: damn this is so fucking good
me: what the fuck is he saying
15,476 notes

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kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever

(via aristotlesgaydaughter)

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brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via benedictedcumberbabeof221)

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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via benedictedcumberbabeof221)

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